sweet dreams

Okaayy...so you know when your having a great dream and you just want to stay dreaming all day and never wake up? but then your alarm clock starts ringing this absurdly loud ring and you nearly wake up just enough to throw it to the other side of the room and hear it smash against the wall as you re-enter your interrupted dream. Well thats what happened to me this morning, but no more!!!Im inventing the good dream dapricatorsator...it knows wheb youre having good dreams and shuts the fukkk up to let you sleep them away!! Now for a limited time only..22.99. To give you the sleep you need!! shipping and handling not included. Call now for the dreams youre entitled to!! 1 800 gimme$$